How dare he

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 338 points –
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"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"

It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though...

You throw a dice with arrows instead of numbers and get the number it points to.

This will also make it more fun: roll 1d4 okay i get 18

There's only one 20 on the entire table and it's surrounded by 1s

A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

"I'm going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat..."

yeah, this ain't it fam. randomly attacking people on the internet and accusing them of being pedophiles with the last name that ends in stein. dude was just showing off his daughters dice collection.

I don't understand... but I like it.

Jeffrey Epstein

Holy crap I thought this was some deep D&D type thing where rolling dice creates your map and therefore a table full of dice ended up being some monstrosity of map and then I read these comments an see why there's a desire to escape into fantasy world's away from the bullshit rolls in this one

Don't know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose

I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)

I have yet to see Laura's dice. At this point I think they're a myth. They gotta move that camera down.