I wish someone would strap Elon onto a Space X rocket and launch him directly into the Sun.
I wish someone would strap Elon onto a Space X rocket and launch him directly into the Sun.
Just remember, it takes less delta v to shoot things out of the solar system than it does to shoot them into the sun.
It's not about the delta v. It's about sending a message.
It's about sending a message
Then out of the solar system is still a better option, because then we're announcing to some future spacefaring anthropologist, "Fuck this guy in particular."
You know more than that fascist clown does.
Work out the right gravity assist profile and a trip to the outer planets can become one that ends WITH THE SUN
Just slow his orbit a bit
Or we could increase our yearly billionaire sacrifice to the ocean god.
It should be law, that everyone who owns Occupy Mars memorabilia must be on the first few ships to the new colony. Billionaires will have a very special ship of course, that mysteriously vanishes and is never heard from again.
Trump bankrupts everything he touches so good luck Elon!
Honestly he's so rich I don't even think that's possible. I mean the dude could lose $1 billion per year and still be a billionaire after two centuries lol.
Few things in this world would make me happier than to be totally wrong tho
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Fuck the NYT.
He was a conservative dipshit then too
yep
Yeah, I should have mentioned that.
Elon stands for elon
All the other billionaires solicit their bribes discretely. It’ll be interesting how this feud plays out.
Felon Musk is cancer