If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 61 points – 8 months ago27Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldYou are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.Judas: You are about to come into some money.But you may have to hang around for a bit.“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.Hang in there.Nailed it"The future will leave you hanging." "Your future will be nailing."“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the futureHaving many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.Someone you know will surprise you"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."You are not the imposter."You just ate Chinese food""None of this matters.""beware the ides of march" some old stock fortune cookie"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean""You will find true love on Flag Day.""that wasn't wine"Something random"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mindHere is an alternative Piped link(s): 5sf’s Fortune Cookies Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub."That wasn't chicken"
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
"The future will leave you hanging." "Your future will be nailing."“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mindHere is an alternative Piped link(s): 5sf’s Fortune Cookies Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): 5sf’s Fortune Cookies Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
"Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34"
Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
Hang in there.
Nailed it
"The future will leave you hanging."
"Your future will be nailing."
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you're going to nail the future
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
Someone you know will surprise you
"Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends."
You are not the imposter.
"You just ate Chinese food"
"None of this matters."
"beware the ides of march"
some old stock fortune cookie
"A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean"
"You will find true love on Flag Day."
"that wasn't wine"
Something random
"Which one of you losers is paying this bill"?
Y'all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
5sf’s Fortune Cookies
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
"That wasn't chicken"