Stop showboating

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 627 points –
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Being gay is a competition, and you're losing.

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This is just a psyop guys, keep doing it

Uhm, what?

It's a psyop

No that's a psyduck

Psylocke was right there, y'know. And you choose Scott fucking Summers, Mister Punch Dimension himself, instead.

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.

Mister Punch Dimension? Wasn't that Superboy Prime, or did I miss something?

Prime punches through Dimensions, for he is a man.

The Summers, on the other hand, get their eye-beams from their eyes being special portals to a dimension of pure kinetic energy, or "The Punch Dimension". Scott's are fucked up, hence the need for ruby glasses to negate the constant stream of energy he releases.

How does a certain frequency of red stop pure kinetic energy? How does he see through the beams? Fuck if I know, comics can get kinda dumb explaining shit. Like a man going so insane he loops back around to sanity.

What about keeping sandwiches and mimosas in a bag of holding?

Oh wait that's a brunch dimension

im gay

I'm gayer

Too bad... sashay, sashay, turn, turn, drop!
Keep up honey!

"Some of you talkin about camp but it's barely even a picnic."