Beans

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The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.

I know right? That totally isn't big enough for beans.

Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!

British people

Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...

at least we don’t put them on pizza

Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"

Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?

Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.