Come ride me.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 668 points –
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After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

You clearly haven't watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

“God she’s so pretty”

John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

“… so fucking hot”

Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you're drunk!

And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

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Oh brother there's no hiding from the shame of watching someone's daughter ride a backhoe.

Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

One should only pick up a chainsaw after you're a six-pack into the day.