You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
It's the future
Username checks out
Didn't work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.
For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.
23 is smaller than 100000000.
Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.
Oh
I'm using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it's not
Calm down Darryl, it's only a rehearsal.
Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage
What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.
But it will be... in four years!
Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.
Can confirm.
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in
print(age + 4)
~~~~^~~
TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
Is not my age.
/j
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me:
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?
If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it's my actual age =(
You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it
Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?
It's the future
Username checks out
Didn't work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.
For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.
23 is smaller than 100000000.
Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.
Oh
I'm using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it's not
Calm down Darryl, it's only a rehearsal.
Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage
What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.
But it will be... in four years!
Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.
Can confirm.
Is not my age.
/j
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me:
Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?
If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it's my actual age =(
fucking wizards...
My whole life has been a lie 😭
Whoaaaaaaa
Whoa! How'd you do that?! :O
Take your age
Multiply it by zero
That is the age you were when you were born.
Omg this worked for me
But what if your age was a division by 0