Stay with me, Fisto!

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Ah Fisto, the most ambiguously gay Master of the Universe...

I'm sure people who weren't alive in the 80s probably think he was made up for memes, but that was a real character on the show lol

In the next panel He-man looks up to see a bunch of Skeletor's goons lying dead with giant prolapsed buttholes from Fisto's fisting attack, as Teela cries while sobbing "who's going to fist me now that Fisto's gone?!?", then her father Man-at-Arms looks at her and says "eww wtf daughter?!?"

This almost made me spit out my breakfast from laughing. Back in the early 2000s, one of my students discovered He-Man and found Fisto to be the most hilariously unintentional—maybe—double entendre in the history of the universe. He was a drummer, and went on to name his bass drum pedal Fisto.

I honestly miss the time when BBC meant British radio and television. How the porn industry infiltrated our minds is kind of unsettling imo. On the other hand, it´s just a meme and it´s quite funny, idk.

Yes. Now days we fist them all softly.

Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time) yeah,
Singing my life with his words (two times)
Fisting me softly with his song ~√

I'm gonna fist you softly
I'm gonna silent duck you gently
I'm gonna gape you sweetly
I'm gonna handball you discreetly.

Why does He-Man look like he's fot a phone tucked under his head? Is he ordering a pizza or something?

"Stay with me, Fisto... \ yeah, can I have fries with that?"

Elbow deep inside the borderline Show me that you love me and that we belong together Shoulder deep within the borderline Relax, turn around and take my hand

“Tell my brother Kit…he was right, maybe we should have changed our family name”