Food doesn't crawl into mouth

funny@lemmus.org to aww@lemmy.world – 552 points –
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I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.

I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.

Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.

Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?

Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst

You're uploading that to pidgeons now? I've been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.

Yeah it is.

This bird you see, is real dumb.

Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!

Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.

That's a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs

I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.

I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.

C'mon, do something