They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 724 points –
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They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

They didn't, otherwise there'd be one less, they'd be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn't be from an amazon listing.

What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?

Cornbread.

ETA: I own this pan. It is made by Wagner Ware, and you can find these on eBay labelled as 'cornbread pans' for like.. 20 bucks.

Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something. Comment that replied to me is right, its for corn bread.

No, I don't think so (it's not like the kernels would fit into the ones in the pan). I believe it's to make corn bread.

What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

I've had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line "bake phallic cake" in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

Results that 'good' just can't be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn't ever get them this 'good' again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

I'm amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn't look like something this sus

Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.

Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.

Y'all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.