My taste in women be like.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 477 points –
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Doesn't even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

If this isn't a fetish, I can assure you that it's not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it'll save you both your money and your sanity.

I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

I can fix her.

Instructions?

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

You would usually think ????? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ??????. Very important.

"but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit"

I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

Sounds familiar. I've decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.