Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 909 points –
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It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".

That's exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

~Meh~ Mela is in Wenatchee, Washington

Here, I zoomed out further for reference:

Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

We want to make sure nobody gets lost so heres a bit more

And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.

👑

(Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)

I don't like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

Maybe that's one reason there's a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.

The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…

So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who's not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I'm afraid we're all doomed.

That... is an iguanodon.

If you haven't already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

Lol they're so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

Isn't a raptor a bird?

They mean velociraptor, but they're called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so...

"velociraptor"

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn't want to run into one.

i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don't see them much.