Wife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?

Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 8 points –

Alcohol and weed don't sound appealing.

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Do what I do, plan for porn, fastfood and beer. In reality you buy a six pack of your old brand, then drink half a beer with a large cheeseburger. Get queasy from the burger and fall a sleep before you manage to play with yourself. Wake up to find that the dog ate your fries and got diarrhea, which you slept through on account of the beer. Now clean up dog diarrhea with hangovers while swearing that you'll never drink half a beer.

LPT: disable the roomba before sitting down, and make sure that the dog has been walked...

Try a tab of lsd and go for a nice walk in the woods

Just to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)

Ugh. I hate it when people have a far easier time than I do finding drugs. Every dealer assumes I’m a cop

Mushrooms are sold in head shops in Oakland, California. I understand that to be the case in a number of cities. You may be able to make your way to one of them.

Where do they get the heads? The mortuary,?

Are they sold openly this way? Or does the person behind the counter need to trust you to sell them to you?

Ooh, study for 14 hours straight and forget to eat! That's usually what I do. Wild times.

I watch horribly artsy movies or put speed runs on the big TV, blast music aloud, I order a pizza, and I consume the substances you don't find appealing, and I wear the same clothes the entire time without changing

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Cocaine feels like a good time.

Cocaine feels like the need for more cocaine.

No one has ever been more correct.

A strong few years of devoted, in-depth field research on the subject yielded this insight and…not much else. Still trying to get published, maybe in High Times Investigative Quarterly (they’re an academic outfit, right?)

Buy one of those silicone eggs to jerk off with

In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.

Wife doesn't actually mind this, she just doesn't care for pork ribs herself and I don't feel like making her a separate meal when I'm indulging my inner carnivore.

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Time to finally put in that $25,000 patio door.

I can't wait till the bluesky fediverse bridge is done. Links dead to anyone without an account BTW.

I thought they opened that up, but I think a lot of users still have their accounts set to logged-in only.

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To be specific. Looks like you're right.

Oh hell yeah, fellow orna enjoyer. I like the arcane slimes almost as much as the deadwood.

Funny thing, I just made up ArcaneSlime myself and have no clue what you're talking about, but now I'm very curious lol.

Wild! Orna is a geobased RPG which has bright purple teardrops called arcane slimes that you can fight.

It’s a pretty good game, but the creator wanted to avoid all scammy mobile game tactics and there’s not enough scarcity to make it long term engaging. It’s very fun for a few months every couple years or so, though, which I like better, tbh.