Jamesno banana @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 472 points – 3 months ago35Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldClearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his angerThis is a valid reactionNow, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?Or he ate it like a fruit roll upI just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.Stronger then YOUR FACE ...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.I second thisI second your faceWhat ever that means, I agree!I have an easy way to test that"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle groupTurtle strength: 10/10c/bananaforscale🚫🍌I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.Behold, a dogPraise the dogThat is a BIG load that someone dropped there!Like 85 CouricsHot shitDamn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.Not cool JamesJamesJamesThe singular version of James is Jame.Classic sulcata assholery.Poor guy was in an environment too small for them. Not an asshole! Just an idiot. But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!Tbf most people are idiots tooAbsolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.I'm too stupid to do that tbhSulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!“Fuck Yo Toilet!”
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his angerThis is a valid reactionNow, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
This is a valid reactionNow, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.Stronger then YOUR FACE ...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.I second thisI second your faceWhat ever that means, I agree!I have an easy way to test that"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle groupTurtle strength: 10/10c/bananaforscale🚫🍌I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.
Stronger then YOUR FACE ...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.I second thisI second your faceWhat ever that means, I agree!I have an easy way to test that
"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
Classic sulcata assholery.Poor guy was in an environment too small for them. Not an asshole! Just an idiot. But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!Tbf most people are idiots tooAbsolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.I'm too stupid to do that tbhSulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them. Not an asshole! Just an idiot. But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!Tbf most people are idiots tooAbsolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.I'm too stupid to do that tbhSulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Tbf most people are idiots tooAbsolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.I'm too stupid to do that tbhSulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.I'm too stupid to do that tbhSulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
This is a valid reaction
Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
Stronger then YOUR FACE
...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.
I second this
I second your face
What ever that means, I agree!
I have an easy way to test that
"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
Turtle strength: 10/10
c/bananaforscale
🚫🍌
I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.
Behold, a dog
Praise the dog
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
Like 85 Courics
Hot shit
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
Not cool James
James
James
The singular version of James is Jame.
Classic sulcata assholery.
Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
Tbf most people are idiots too
Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.
I'm too stupid to do that tbh
Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.
Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!
“Fuck Yo Toilet!”