Totally hiring this guy instead of a eulogy.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 633 points –
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He has a very fitting email address too.

You've got to be memorable in the highly competitive funeral beatboxer business.

Putting this in my will. Will request some less somber songs too. You should come.

I'll try to come at your funeral, sure.

Well, can't be worse than the clown I hired for the last one...

I'm wanting a Korean Journey cover band foy my funeral.

I want people to party, laugh and have an amazing time, and right at the climax be reminded not to stop Bereavin'.

Yo yo yo
Dis yo buddy
Dirt Nap Brian 37
Best juicy postmortem bringing you straight up to Heaven

You laying down
so fuckin’ good
in dat nice cozy coffin
made a’massive hard wood

Hire Dirt Nap Brian to drop some bars for your funeral service today.

I really hope my next funeral goes better than my last one. Nobody showed up, not even me

The same thing happened when Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers.

I think his main problem is targeting people who have already had funerals. There aren't many that live to have a second.

I believe beardyman to be skilled enough to indeed make it a surprisingly respectful event. Right up until the end when he suddenly launches into fartnoise DnB, of course.

I mean his email is "Dirt nap Brian (37@gmail.com)" after all. I wouldn't know about the fart noises tho, it doesn't say.

Everthing you're hearing is coming from my mOoOuUuth

Bun dun dundun Nun dun dundun
Back when I was a child...

How to make sure the ghost of Aunt Gertrude haunts you for eternity.

Wish I had known about this when my brother committed aliven't.

life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on (glass casket rises showing maggots on corpse) this

is

NECESSARY

When I hear that old song they used to beatbox, i begin nightmarin'...