Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

m4@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 463 points –
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All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love - Jay and Silent Bob.

I still often quote Jay from Chasing Amy...look at this morose mother fucker right here

That's a great movie with some pretty awesome quotable lines.

I'll never have a friend named Matt because of the Matt song. I'm gonna sing it everytime we meet.

You are the ones who are the ball-lickers

One of the finest lines to ever grace the silver screen.

Ben Afflecks best role fight me

Ben Affleck fucking dudes exgf somewhere very uncomfortable but not the back of a Volkswagen is his best role ever as Mr Shannon Hamilton in Mallrats.

God I wish. It was a purer time.

Now it's mostly about feeding people ads.

I loved that even back then it was super funny how they took the trolls literally and kept their promise to beat up everyone who badmouthed them.

It was like, wow: what if my actions online could have consequences.

Mother mother fuck

Mother mother fuck fuck

Mother fuck mother fuck

Noise noise noise

One two one two three four

Noise noise noise

Smokin’ weed

Smokin’ weed

Doin’ coke

Drinkin’ beers

Drinkin’ beers beers beers

Rollin’ fatties

Smokin’ blunts

Who smokes the blunts?

We smoke the blunts!

Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…

Lemme get a nickel bag

Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand!
If the money doesn’t show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe!

My jungle love!
Oh-we-oh-we-oh!
I think I wanna know ya know ya!
Yeah what?

Fifteen bucks little man

Put that shit in my hand

If that money doesn’t show

Then ya owe me owe me owe

My jungle love

Oh we oh we oh

I think I wanna know ya

Yeah, what?

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It also lets Kevin Smith share heinous tweets

Sounds like he's having fun. Why, are you jealous?

Kevin Smith himself has discussed it as a bad tweet in interviews since. The tweet itself is funny because it is a mixture of TMI and cringey youth slang; then the general background context of him being a professional writer makes the bad tweet more incongruous.

Fuck off with this cancel culture nonsense

Just wanted to share the tweet itself because I thought it was funny and posted the first result from google.

Why would people try to cancel him for an oversharing tweet? The actual context is completely innocuous

Allows people the world over?

Yeah this is a normal phrase in British English too. Today you learned!