I'll just leave this here...

Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 326 points –
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How does man get prangent?

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.