What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?

Billy@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 35 points –

We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

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Now everything is X.

The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.

So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”

Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y

Do you see it?

"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever

Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets

Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"

As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.