What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 35 points – 1 years ago

We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*

X-crements

Now everything is X.

The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.

Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.

I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette

I'll just leave this here

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/RbvndmKlaL8

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”

Yes and No? Also X.

Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".

"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."

Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y

Do you see it?

"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever

GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS

Xbox series S

Sony playstation 5

Xbox series X

Holy shit

Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement

𝕏crements

Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.

Let’s go with “Xarts”

"tens"

Haha, I love it. How very Roman.

Xitting, pronounced "shitting"

X Æ 2

eXcretions

“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.

Elon said they’re X’s

I'm sure he knows a lot about exes

And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.

Tell that to Elon

https://infosec.pub/post/851827

It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"

Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes

Twats

Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets

An xcreet

💩

Xzibits

Twerx

Turts

Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"

As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

twXt

Are we censoring "twat"?

seX

You have tweets, now they're your Ex

Skeets

(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)

pronounced as shits

idc

Crosses

Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!

https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x

Tents

Fuck this stupid post.

kisses your forehead

So "fucks" it is then.

A brainfart