Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)

Media Sensationalism@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 776 points –
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My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

I’m not a possum

Did you just assume my species?

Here come the furies.

Furries are great fucking people.

Helpful, accepting and won’t hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

But the second time you do it, then they're merciless 😢

But what do you talk about with a furry other than their Gentoo install?

May I interest you in a 4-hour lecture on the figs, kumquats, cherimoyas and jungle cacti I grow in my living room, followed by a 2-hour tirade on certain web frameworks?

Currently, perhaps CrowdStrike.

I wanted to link to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80 , but unfortunately the OP removed it.
However, all is not lost. Archive.org is again being a Chad by even archiving YouTube videos, albeit at a lower quality: https://web.archive.org/web/20240719212149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80

Since the heavy archived YouTube website takes ages to load, here's a link to archived video file directly

and won't hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

But what about the other time?

Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY

my/me

hmmm....

pronouns are none, do not refer

Also, please do not observe me. Or make any sudden moves in my vicinity. I am feral and have anxiety

My native language (Türkish) does not have grammatical gender. Gender in grammar is just silly and useless.

I need to know which inanimate objects I can fuck without it being gay, constantinoplelu.

That's part of why I just use They in English for everyone. Less having to learn people's whatever; I don't care. You're cis male he? Don't care, you're a they now. More room left in brain. We can fix this shit right now.

We do have a distinction between singular 'they' and plural 'they'. It's helpful.

You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.

Now you're back to not respecting peoples pronouns

No. Language needs as many possible structures and rules as well as millions of exceptions and oddities so it is really hard to learn.

AceFuzzLord can't wait for the use of all pronouns to be banned and English papers won't be legally allowed to use basic words such as "I", "Me", "You", etcetera. That'll teach the libs!

/s

what, which, who, whom, whose, this, that, these, and those, everybody, either, none, and something,

Amongothers. It's ironic conservatives know so little grammar that they can't even add "personal" to before "pronouns" to make it at least slightly more accurate, but no.

None ate the cabbages. None then went home full and happy.