Trump plane heading to Montana diverted due to a mechanical issue but landed safely nearby

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was there a demon on the wing of the plane trying to bring it down.........

It was in the main cabin asking for ketchup on its steak.

Please everyone, remain calm, but does anyone on board speak Esperanto?

Well that's a deep cut.

I think I get that reference.

"You saw it too??!"

Well, we ARE in the timeline where he got elected president, so maybe we did cross over into...

we just can't catch a fucking break

This guy is catching a few breaks. I think the universe is really telling him something.

me hoping the something is 'third times the charm'

Maybe he should visit the Titanic next

Is his plane a Boeing?

Yes, a 757

Theres also a small matter that he doesnt always pay the people who do work for him...

Dollars to donuts he starts his speech to the 500 idiots at the rally with, "They tried to kill me again!"

Did Trump deplane with a red streak on his face and his fist raised?

Yet another desperate attempt to stay in the news cycle

whoa, another assassination attempt? 😮 j/k, don't @ me

Bummer. Oh well.

You know, I used to wish he’d just fucking die already. But now, I hope he lives long enough to be humiliated & incarcerated. Harris is gonna grab him by the pussy. Her AG will prosecute him. May he live at least a few years after that.

Same. I've actually started to wonder if I even want him incarcerated now since I feel like he's becoming more of a liability to the RNC and that they won't be able rid themselves of him otherwise. Imagine the tantrum he'd throw and the potential fracturing of the party if they nominated anybody but him. Food for thought at least.