Who would win?

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 532 points –
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Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse

I'm talking about light, here. Light.

Light is emitted through energy

Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out

No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.