Do i need an pirate hat to enter a torrent?

Feeee23@lemmy.world to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com – 94 points –

Just like hackers need an black hoodie. And where can I get one? Is a simple costume one enough or do I need an expensive one?

Sry I'm new here.

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You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don't know where to get the boat tho.

Don't you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It's a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!

If I learned anything from Luffy it's that you can call any ship a boat 😁

Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

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This was all covered in the on boarding process. We'll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you'll have to walk the plank 😄

Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

Not per se, but it is ideal