Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass
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Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.
Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?
Sometimes people like man butts.
I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck
I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.
And for good reason. He's canonically dummy-thicc.
And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MUJ9iXxHk0
As a side note, if you ever try a crouching run, you'll realize real soon how it leads to a similar pair of thicc cheeks
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Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.
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Finally some relevant news.
And somehow without a misleading headline.
They clearly didn't do their homework
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Holy shit how did I miss this.
It even sounds just like him.
It's the actual voice actor. He did it for the memes
Holy shit memes are powerful
Memes are the most valuable substance in the universe
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A travesty.
If anyone gets their squats in, it's snake. Dude should be caked up.
I'm far more peeved as an MGS fan at everything Konami has done with the IP post Kojima. Fuck Konami.
I don’t mean to be rude, but
https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=z9e3SkzesXRnQF3H
Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering
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And that’s all you need to know about Fortnite players.