dont question the big orb

Ansel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 405 points –
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I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

"Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays"

Sounds like a good indie band name.

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OP, be the hero we all need, stare directly at the sun and show it who’s the boss for us, the little people. Don’t blink and win that starring contest!

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I do question it. I stare it down every morning to keep it in its place. You're welcome.

Yes, I agree all non believers in the orb to stare intently at it. Prove the orb believers wrong.

staring at orb comment is not legal advise. Any damage received from Orb Lord, for daring to glimpse the brilliance of the orb, must be dealt with directly with orb

You’re allowed to, but you’ve been warned not to if you enjoy sight.

Sight is just the price we pay for the eldritch knowledge* staring at the sun gives us.

* Should not have stared at the sun.

(you need to escape the asterisk with a "\" in front of it if you don't want it to be formatted into a bullet point since it's at the beginning of a new line)

Right, thank you for the heads-up. :)

In France (and probably other countries too) there is an actual real group of people advocating that we can get all our nutrients from the sun and don't need to eat, they also claim they stare at the sun every day for hours. They make youtube video, and have lots of followers...

Of course they claim exactly what is said in this joke.

That's a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water

At least it leaves us alone during the night /(**)_

You're telling me that when you look at the sun, the sun looks back?

You can see the eyes of the sun?!?!

You don't know me, I yell and argue with that shiny SoB every day!

I question that it is an orb, that it is in the "sky", as well as your definition of "direct eye contact".