Blue Fluid !!!

TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 567 points –
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"we had a driver who didn't immediately stop yesterday... He's dead now... But also let's put up a cute meme!"

Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??

the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3

Free $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches

Do they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?

Don't worry, they'll throw it in your neighbor's crib

dunno... in an industry known for incompetence, youre going to make it a part of your marketing?

true to brand i spose

Why do you think they used the blonde woman for the post? At least they have misogyny to call back on.

Nah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.

I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

Cops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!

Uhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!

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Peeps, I hate law enforcement abuse and overstepping of legal boundaries too, but let's just laugh together for the five seconds while they're not trying to shoot our dogs, and maybe they'll catch on a bit? Lol

all cops are bastards and inherently morons if they signed up to be the jackbooted thugs that they are

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