This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 577 points – 5 months ago

Anything cast iron will do tbh

where the hell did that image come from

You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

asking for a friend?

no, i need to stay away from it

Okay Mac. Wink wink.

From a video she made about pansexuality

but who is she

Laci Green

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

They're deep pans if you think about it

You're not a pansexual unless you've had to apply the Harkness Test to a sexual partner.

Yeah, you should always check whether or not your sexual partner is former Liverpool FC left back Steve Harkness.

Do your diligence, guys. I wont make that mistake a third time

Steve will be heartbroken!

Wow, the same joke literally everyone makes when someone says they're pansexual. How funny and unique.

If you like pans you can just say that

Much better to imagine they fucking all of pangea

Now that's a take I can get behind

Maybe I'm coffee-cup-sexual

Now do metrosexual

Not for nothing but that scene in spider Man where he stops the train was a sexual awakening for me

I have many questions, none of them I want answered.

Better than a Dutch rudder?

Licking the bottom, so dirty.

I like a good dutch oven, too, OP. What does yours smell like?

This is the real Pan Sexual.

So "pansexual" means you like smelling farts? I was so misinformed.

"I'm not a Frying Pan-theist!"

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