When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:
I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line
I knew my wife took my piece of string
I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
wtf this is so accurate
“seeds of revolution”
“Perihelion (the concept)”
Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈
That's Lego India Johns to you
The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.
no no, I just don't have a purse yet! :3
my Constitution of Botswana
Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!
But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It's MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.
My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"
What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp
Is there a purse in their purse?
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
Please, I don't keep a curling rock in my purse.
About two bowling balls are much more effective.
One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy's head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.
When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:
I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line
I knew my wife took my piece of string
I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
wtf this is so accurate
“seeds of revolution”
“Perihelion (the concept)”
Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.
Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈
That's Lego India Johns to you
The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.
no no, I just don't have a purse yet! :3
Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!
But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It's MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.
My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"
What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp
Is there a purse in their purse?
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
Please, I don't keep a curling rock in my purse.
About two bowling balls are much more effective.
One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy's head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.
OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!
EDC
"Glory to Botswana!" ~the secret vow of womanhood
Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.