Perfectly Balanced

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 498 points –
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I'm OOTL, what is this referencing?

frozen embryos are now considered children in Alabama and cannot be destroyed

They're so fucking stupid it's getting fucking annoying.

A power cut could cause mass murder, who'd be responsible?

Well, it is canon that the Abrahamic god kills children en masse sometimes. He does love a good genocide.

This isn’t even their final form yet

Can you drive a few miles out of state and thundercunt em into a landfill?

this is in my head ever since reading about this, it remains strange to see reality surpassing satire

2016 has entered the chat...

After Trump was elected there was a panel discussion with the creators of all the top political TV shows. The West Wing; Veep; Scandal; and all the rest. Every writer said the same thing. If they'd had a character who had said all the things Trump said, the networks and advertisers would have demanded that character be thrown out the next week.

I always thought it would be funny to argue against the religious right that life begins before conception, and conception is a meaningless marker on the way to being a baby just like "viability" was.

But it doesn't seem as funny these days.

Yes, life begins at inception. When the idea to have sex with someone blossoms in your mind, the resulting child now has a soul.

It kinda does if you believe in reincarnation. As I understood it you get to pick your parents before you're conceived.

As someone who has had a bizarre life so far, I think the argument for self determined reincarnation is a good oneβ€”I’m the only entity I know with a sick enough sense of humor to write the conditions of my life, and I have more belief that I exist than in the existence of a sky puppeteer.

I’m a one degree of separation hinge between the White House, a crack house, and a nudist tree house, and I’m not even Hunter Biden. Only I would have done this to me.

what happened? is there another one of those prophecies that say someone will be born and be the next king or what

Christians making life worse for everyone by pushing their irrational fascist beliefs