What’s in a name?nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 21 points – 7 months ago36Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldRobert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- https://xkcd.com/327/Good ol' Bobby TablesYes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.I love you so much NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost NaN again!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"Name your child Segmentation faultMeet my kids, Sed and Awk.And my dog, Cat.What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?don't forget AdaLittle baby FORTRANWhat about Alice, Bob, and Eve?They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their namesHow could they forget Pascal :/"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.“Slave” works too.child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name."Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other childOOP issues LOL!We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.Error also has a nice ring to itObligatory: fun fact elif is a legit girl name in TurkishMy grandma watches this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.Clearly they took off every Zig.I'm naming mine 1337Code jr
Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
I love you so much NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost NaN again!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.And my dog, Cat.What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.“Slave” works too.child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.
This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in TurkishMy grandma watches this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
Good ol' Bobby Tables
Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.
And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
I love you so much
NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost
NaNagain!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"
Name your child Segmentation fault
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.
And my dog, Cat.
What about grep and ack?
Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.
I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
don't forget Ada
Little baby FORTRAN
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
How could they forget Pascal :/
"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.
“Slave” works too.
child-1 just in case
Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.
This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.
Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.
Like naming your daughter Methany.
Error also has a nice ring to it
Obligatory:
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish
My grandma watches this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/
Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.
Clearly they took off every Zig.
I'm naming mine 1337Code jr