What’s in a name?nifty@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 21 points – 9 months ago36Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldRobert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- https://xkcd.com/327/Good ol' Bobby TablesYes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.And my dog, Cat.What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?I love you so much NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost NaN again!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"Name your child Segmentation faultLittle baby FORTRAN"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.“Slave” works too.child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.How could they forget Pascal :/What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their namesdon't forget Adafun fact elif is a legit girl name in TurkishMy grandma watches this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other childOOP issues LOL!Error also has a nice ring to itObligatory: Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.Clearly they took off every Zig.We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.I'm naming mine 1337Code jr
Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.And my dog, Cat.What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
What about grep and ack?Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
I love you so much NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost NaN again!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"
"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.“Slave” works too.child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
child-1 just in caseYeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in TurkishMy grandma watches this https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/
We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.
This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.Like naming your daughter Methany.
Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
Good ol' Bobby Tables
Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.
And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.
And my dog, Cat.
What about grep and ack?
Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.
I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
I love you so much
NullPointerExceptionOh no, we’ve lost
NaNagain!"don't throw your child please." "Why? What's wrong with it?"
Name your child Segmentation fault
Little baby FORTRAN
"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.
“Slave” works too.
child-1 just in case
Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
Error in line 1: You can't use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
How could they forget Pascal :/
What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
don't forget Ada
fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish
My grandma watches this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/
"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
Error also has a nice ring to it
Obligatory:
Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.
Clearly they took off every Zig.
We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.
This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.
Self-fulfilling nominative determinism right there.
Like naming your daughter Methany.
I'm naming mine 1337Code jr