I think we've all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.
Push? Naw. But I've had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.
Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel
You, sir, have a way with words.
I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.
This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.
The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could've been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you're in for a life changing experience.
Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe
Isn't that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?
Nah that's a TV dinner tray
Put that io pipe to work
I don't see anything to clench teeth on...rookie mistake!
A roll of tp
You're all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin' leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it's your life on the line. I've only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.
I'll try to eat less norovirus in the future
Definitely a shit post
A Lemmy shit post
Bro was about to shit himself to space
Gold title right there
Your hands were open it can't have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.
I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the empty tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.
Been there
You guys don't have a Squatty Potty?
They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.
I think we've all had that one where you needed to push with your calves, triceps and eyelids.
Push? Naw. But I've had food poisoning and you feel like you need to hold on to something nailed down.
Then, as a fun side quest, you start vomiting too. Forward lean, trashcan ahead, Jesus take the wheel
You, sir, have a way with words.
I never had anything like this, you people need to eat more vegetables.
This is the same as the people who always suggest you drink more water without actually knowing anything about the situation.
The lack of separation between the toes indicating socks stayed on and no grip marks means it could've been worse. When you get that irresistible feel that you have to remove all clothing is when you're in for a life changing experience.
Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe
Isn't that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?
Nah that's a TV dinner tray
Put that io pipe to work
I don't see anything to clench teeth on...rookie mistake!
A roll of tp
You're all alone, scared, sweating, fuckin' leg shaking, dreading having to reach back there, and, indeed, you know it's your life on the line. I've only been on that battlefield once in my life and I gotta say, it changes you. Hopefully it also changes your diet.
I'll try to eat less norovirus in the future
Definitely a shit post
A Lemmy shit post
Bro was about to shit himself to space
Gold title right there
Your hands were open it can't have been too bad. Grip marks and pulled threads would have been worrying.
I remember when the rumbly tummy pain last hit, I was sure I was done and went to lay down in the empty tub until the pain subsided and then went back to the can for awhile. Call it half-time.
Been there
You guys don't have a Squatty Potty?
They have a step stool which can get the same results. I have a similar setup.
Hell yeah, it’s my stool stool
Same shit (pun intended)