Check mate, creationistsno banana @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 425 points – 2 months ago22Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld The book I had had different animals.Those are some gay lionsNoah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."Reooooowwwwrrrr…One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.I suspected as much but I didn't get it.That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄Same. Cannot unsee it.I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs hahaWatch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).Of course he had to take themHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Of course he had to take them Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seedsGod didn't, they evolved laterStink bugs um find a way.What about all the STDs? They apparently survived the flood so they must have been on the ark too.Stinkbugs are adorable tho
The book I had had different animals.Those are some gay lionsNoah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."Reooooowwwwrrrr…
Those are some gay lionsNoah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."Reooooowwwwrrrr…
Noah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."
One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.I suspected as much but I didn't get it.That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.I suspected as much but I didn't get it.That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.I suspected as much but I didn't get it.That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.
I suspected as much but I didn't get it.That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.
Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄Same. Cannot unsee it.I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha
Of course he had to take themHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Of course he had to take them Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): Of course he had to take them Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Those are some gay lions
Noah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."
Reooooowwwwrrrr…
One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.
If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.
I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.
I suspected as much but I didn't get it.
That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.
Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄
Same. Cannot unsee it.
I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha
Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).
Of course he had to take them
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Of course he had to take them
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds
God didn't, they evolved later
Stink bugs um find a way.
What about all the STDs? They apparently survived the flood so they must have been on the ark too.
Stinkbugs are adorable tho