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If you want to do this with my, uh, insert, i'll be a good kitty all the time :3

I don't even fight the neighbors cat how I can fight the Palestinians

I want an internet controlled plug but all I hear is how terrible the involved companies are, privacy wise. Fuck, maybe I'll make my own, I'm already casting grinding toys. I'm sure some people have put together an open source project for the hardware and software portions.

Subby internet sluts unite!

open source framework supporting sex toys are definitely the way. That way you can put them on your open source software powered local network, which is powered in turn, by open source hardware designs, manufactured locally to boost economic output. While utilizing other open source software tools to be able to interact with the required open source software implementation needed to use said sex toy.

I thought this meme was showing someone using an app to fuck with the president's state-issued implant/pacemaker. Not the implant I was thinking.

Do I want to know what this meme is about? The comments before me clearly scream no you don't, but curiosity on the other hand...

It's like an episode of always sunny where they send frank I structures for his chess match with a butt plug controlled by a phone

Hey fuck you i had to fucking look at this >:(

you chose to click on it, i presume?

if so, welcome to the club, you're part of the internet corner enjoyers club now.