Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A'Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That explains why it's crooked, there's a Christian in charge
Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege
Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.
Cool photo though.
Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It's well known the earth is held up by a turtle.
Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?
Hence all the lunacy these days.
I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.
NeiR Automata had it right all along.
Wait so the Moon is flat
Atlas copycat
where was jesus in majora's mask?
got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏
I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that's the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she's right.
I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.
/s, to be sure.
All my Sunday school class homies join in: "♫He's got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whole moon in His hands.♫"
Wait - this changes everything!!
No no, that's Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
The moon is a fulcrum.
That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.
Most scientifically literate ------ian
Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg
Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props
Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...
Powerful
"Jesus wants a hug!"
The Crescent King lives.
No, see, he's just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It's actually quite impressive.
I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world if anyone’s interested.
“Ha ha, stupid Christians making typos! I am so much smarter than them because I would not make such a typo”
For context, this person also believes that most slave owners were good people
I am 99% sure that is out of context
They probably were. Look at literally everyone on this site seeing republicans as sub-human. I can guarantee they would enslave them if they could and not feel bad about it
Propaganda can make good people believe horrible things
Projection intensifies
Yeah, my Earth key is right next to my Moon key too.
The "typo" isn't what makes them stupid.
Old Sun Microsystems keyboards had a moon key.
Oh my god…
The reason we're ridiculing her is that this picture just is a result of perfect timing and the right perspective, not proof that Christianity is right about everything. (In addition to that, mistaking the Earth and the Moon is not a typo as the spelling of those words is very far from each other.)
Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A'Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That explains why it's crooked, there's a Christian in charge
Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege
Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.
Cool photo though.
Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It's well known the earth is held up by a turtle.
Wait...we've been on the moon this WHOLE time!?!?
Hence all the lunacy these days.
I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.
NeiR Automata had it right all along.
Wait so the Moon is flat
Atlas copycat
where was jesus in majora's mask?
got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏
I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that's the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she's right.
I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.
/s, to be sure.
All my Sunday school class homies join in: "♫He's got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He's got the whole moon in His hands.♫"
Wait - this changes everything!!
No no, that's Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
The moon is a fulcrum.
That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.
Most scientifically literate ------ian
Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg
Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props
Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...
Powerful
"Jesus wants a hug!"
The Crescent King lives.
No, see, he's just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It's actually quite impressive.
I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world if anyone’s interested.
“Ha ha, stupid Christians making typos! I am so much smarter than them because I would not make such a typo”
For context, this person also believes that most slave owners were good people
I am 99% sure that is out of context
They probably were. Look at literally everyone on this site seeing republicans as sub-human. I can guarantee they would enslave them if they could and not feel bad about it
Propaganda can make good people believe horrible things
Projection intensifies
Yeah, my Earth key is right next to my Moon key too.
The "typo" isn't what makes them stupid.
Old Sun Microsystems keyboards had a moon key.
Oh my god…
The reason we're ridiculing her is that this picture just is a result of perfect timing and the right perspective, not proof that Christianity is right about everything. (In addition to that, mistaking the Earth and the Moon is not a typo as the spelling of those words is very far from each other.)