Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says

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Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says
cbsnews.com
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Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It'll make your toes tingle.

This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….

Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!

To correctly number them…

Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!

(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)

I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.

This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly

Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.

Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?

Got a key bump.

I'll let myself out.

For $1M I hope it's a couple of keys and not just a bump.

Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?

How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being "a good Samaritan"? Double standards!

More like hurricane Charlie.