And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 598 points –
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Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?

i'd imagine that it's mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it's cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.

I would assume it’s there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.

Because doctors live on coffee

Because people don't go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich (which as far as fast food goes, not really all that bad). Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.

I've been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.

For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.

So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?

WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.

Yes, that's why if you don't have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It's worth getting treated.

Must be in Massachusetts

Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn't a Dunks on every corner... New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the "America runs in Dunks" ads we'd seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol

Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana

Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.

Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

If not COULD THEY and add salt?