Man charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Florida golf course as case is assigned to Judge Aileen Cannon

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Oh he's screwed. She's going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.

Alternatively... she's so fucking incompetent that he gets off without a sentence because she fucks up procedure that thoroughly.

Assuming he has a competent lawyer. Very possible she sucks and so does his lawyer.

I reckon this is what will happen, but it'll be intentionally done

Hanged. Hung is the past tense for an object being suspended. Hanged is the past tense for when you refer to someone being killed by hanging.

Can you preside over a case when the target of the crime is a defendant in your court on another case?

And when that person appointed her in the first place?

Ethically and impartially, no. But it's going to happen anyway.

Dan Levy is a gem

Thank you for putting a name to a face. I’ve seen these gifs forever and never knew who they were.

I highly recommend watching Schitt's Creek. The first couple of episodes are a bit rough, but it quickly settles in to one of the best shows I've ever watched.

It really is. I love the character growth and Moira's vocabulary.

You're welcome! Do definitely check out Schitt's Creek, it's a brilliantly funny series.

It's so demoralizing that this stupid, corrupt piece of shit is a judge at any level.

Want to know the best part?

Federal judges aren't required to be attorneys, so even if she's disbarred she gets to keep her appointment as long as the Republicans refuse to impeach and convict her.

The human world hasn't been purposefully designed to delight either you or me. It's designed to give someone who wants to oppress other people with power more power to oppress other people.

Trial will be over by the end of the week and he'll be executed by the end of the month. Meanwhile cannon will find a clerical error in Donnie's case and reschedule a review for "some time next year if I feel like it".

I'm sure she'll be just as vigorous in granting him every conceivable doubt as she is with Trump.

Let’s see what his attorney does with her past decision record. Should be very easy to find all sorts of ways to delay or cancel the trial.

Lol. This is going to be interesting!