Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
"what's in your pants?"
"a party you're not invited to"
"a hockey knife"
Doughnuts**
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
A Simp, Got It.
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I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
I was sick and family was busy. So I missed thanksgiving this year.
pour le service en français, appuyez sur le 2
Why isn't the first option?
No worries
Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.
Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
I think he said moose and squirrel!
Naah, Moose came later, he was the chap who came down from a mountain with a couple of iPads, then drove out of the desert in a Triumph, or something like that.
The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.
No spoilers please!
Wasn't she on YCDTOTV?
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
"What's your gender?"
"Canadian."
"No, who do you like?"
"Donuts."
"No no, what's in your pants?"
"Polite manners."
"No, no, I'm talking about your genitals."
"Oh, you mean Tim Horton's?"
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
"what's in your pants?"
"a party you're not invited to"
"a hockey knife"
Doughnuts**
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
A Simp, Got It.
We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.
I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
I was sick and family was busy. So I missed thanksgiving this year.
pour le service en français, appuyez sur le 2
Why isn't the first option?
No worries
Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.
Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
I think he said moose and squirrel!
Naah, Moose came later, he was the chap who came down from a mountain with a couple of iPads, then drove out of the desert in a Triumph, or something like that.
The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.
No spoilers please!
Wasn't she on YCDTOTV?
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
Buddy/guy here
I am not your guy, friend!
I'm guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Is this Windows95?
There is no such thing as 'Canadian', it's just a phase!
And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.