Seal break and enter

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The seal in question, news coverage and interview (with the humans, not the seal)

Wait, he took pictures of that seal but didn't name it and keep it forever and cuddle it while he slept?!

Sounds like what a side character would read in the news when the protagonist is trying to keep their aquaman moonlighting secret.

Until the last sentence I thought this was about the erratic behavior of Seal, a singer known for his song "Kiss from a Rose" from the motion picture movie Batman and Robin.

Does song implies that Batman was kissed by Robin? I have never watched the piece.

The romantic nature of Batman and Robin's relationship is heavily implied throughout the movie, although we never see them perform acts of affection such as "smoochin", "gropin", "tongue kissin", "hand holdin", "sword fightin", or "butt stuff". It was, nonetheless, the fist ever movie to show a superhero in a committed same-sex relationship.

This was in Mount Maunganui. Which can be translated as Mount Big Mountain.

"Say you, native, by what name do you call that mountain?"

Translated from English:

"Blah blah blah blah?" [Points at the big mountain]

Yep. It's kind of like Loch Ness Lake which can be translated as Lake Ness Lake.

I compare it to a kiss from a rose on the gray…sofa.

I don't think getting seals out of your home is part of marine biologist training. He might be better-equipped to identify the species of seal and lecture on its mating habits.