I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
At that point aren't you playing footsie with the bed?
Hey, I’m down with a threesome
Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.
I would feel defeeted
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: "Take off your socks"
... it's Shia LeBeouf!!
Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!
First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.
It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground
I'd get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what's up.
apologize. not everyone's kinks are universal and feet aren't my thing, and my feet lol... sometimes they're well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
If they're a podiatrist, it might be ok
If I was red foreman I’d ask if they ever shoved a foot up their ass.
I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.
I would just cum. We would all do it, don't lie.
I like the first pic where it's in an empty office space.
"For sale, office foot bed, lightly used"
It's kind of sinister there
I guess I'm getting a footjob, idk
Maybe discuss that it's anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I'm not sure other people can.
Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could
same. ugly feet but prehensile toes are handy for picking shit up.
I'm not sure other people can.
Can confirm that some people can, also allows for a way stronger pinch than with fingers.
I'm going to say "I hope we don't get off on the wrong foot" and then they're going to ask me to leave.
Either that or you'll be sole-mates.
Bravo. This is a great joke that I will never have the right context to repeat...
Life is cruel like that.
If the hotness is high, I will comply.
Bang them against the toe
It would be rude not to
People with foot fetish: ｡◕‿◕｡
Idk man I like feet and this is... unappealing
Put an eye on each big toe and you have a spider!
...brb, gonna paint my toenails.
I'm gonna put my foot up your ass 😏
I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
At that point aren't you playing footsie with the bed?
Hey, I’m down with a threesome
Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.
I would feel defeeted
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: "Take off your socks"
... it's Shia LeBeouf!!
Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!
First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.
It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground
I'd get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what's up.
apologize. not everyone's kinks are universal and feet aren't my thing, and my feet lol... sometimes they're well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
If they're a podiatrist, it might be ok
If I was red foreman I’d ask if they ever shoved a foot up their ass.
I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.
I would just cum. We would all do it, don't lie.
I like the first pic where it's in an empty office space.
"For sale, office foot bed, lightly used"
It's kind of sinister there
I guess I'm getting a footjob, idk
Maybe discuss that it's anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I'm not sure other people can.
Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could
same. ugly feet but prehensile toes are handy for picking shit up.
Can confirm that some people can, also allows for a way stronger pinch than with fingers.
In a word, "sploosh"