Still got it

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 710 points –
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

i took this personally, upvoted

You guys in this thread are really making me feel better.

I always see myself as a dude who lost 70lbs then gained 70 and i hate it

But you know, I'm hairy and I got a gut, but so does that mother fucking gorilla and all you guys too.

I still wanna lose the weight again

You can do it. I believe in you. You can lose the weight and tear arms off if you put your mind to it.

But can you rip a man's arm off with your bare hands like that gorilla?

Gorilla may be fat, but he jacked too.

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I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

How did you get this picture? Did you hide a camera in my bathroom?!?!

Clearly the camera is hidden - you do not see its reflection!

If you're a dude and over 35 you look like this

Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35

What other lies have I been told by the council??

Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?

Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.

You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.

You're goddamn right I got that gorilla bod