Remember to stock your fridge like this in case there's ever an apocalypse

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 561 points –
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That's way too much stuff. Should have only 2 bullets and 5 dollars or something.

You are legally allowed to store more then 2 bullets but they have to be for other guns that you don't own.

Anything you can't read the label on isn't really an item, it's just a decorative asset

I keep all 4 of my bullets in a filing cabinet.

Elijah Craig and Busch beer in the same fridge? The owner is a walking paradox.

the ones in new vegas just have grilled/cooked food in them I've also got grilled mantis in my fridge, since I don't have space in the oven (where else am I supposed to put my pilot lights in?)

My oven is heated entirely by pilot lights. When I press the piezo button it sounds like thundercrack.

Six bullets and some garbage beer . . . this apocalypse is kinda lame

I should get that on a T-shirt before the apocalypse starts.

What's that on the bottom left? Playing cards?

Looks like blister packs of medication to me.

Kinda looks like birth control pills.

Is there a video game where you'll get pregnant if you don't take your birth control, and then your character will suffer a number of debuffs?

Oh jesus. I've always thought that I wouldn't want to survive in a post-apocalyptic world for many reasons, but that adds another one to the list. That would be a nightmare.

It'd be a pretty horrifying mechanic. Imagine how a game that was along the lines of This War of Mine would hit if you could eg. get raped and then have to somehow deal with the pregnancy

Sorry, I'll be too busy picking a cool/hilarious spot, pose and props for my dead body

Yeah, I usually spend a lot of time posing the bodies too. Do you only have the one?

this totally looks like a Resident Evil thing.

My first thought was The Long Dark.

And the only lootable thing is the glass skull the quest giver couldn't be bothered to look for themselves.