Somebody call the Biden administration and get this man a job there.
Uht oh.
I wonder if Rudy ended up....well, taking matters into his own hands.
That being said, if you are feeling suicidal call 988 to get help.
suicidal call 988
C'mon Rudy. Call the number.
We all want you to live to experience the consequences of your actions. Plus you are probably guilty of more shit and I'm sure you'll fucking sing as a co-defendant.
lol, conservatives experiencing consequences for their actions. Wouldn't that be the day.
I really don't. Turning up dead is just fine with me.
He’s gotten many extremely wealthy people out of trouble in his lifetime. I’m sure someone has a summer home in a non-extradition nation he can use. Maybe one of Sackler’s children. They owe him big.
In the us, crisis hotline can be texted at 741741, 988 for a phone call
We would only be so lucky
Maybe he had some dirt on Boeing.
Can’t or won’t find him? This is the state of Joe Arpaio after all
Did they check the dumpsters behind his condo? That’s where he takes all his meals.
only when the opossums, raccoons, and rats don’t chase him away for bringing down the neighborhood
That's just because they're from McDonald's Trash Service
He is probably hiding in the dumpster behind the Four Seasons...lawn care service.
Service can be alternative, so if they use mail, Twitter, etc. They can just do it that way with court order.
Please be in a closet with a belt?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Arizona prosecutors have tried for weeks – and so far failed – to serve Rudy Giuliani with notice of his indictment related to an alleged scheme to overturn the 2020 election results in that state.
Giuliani is among a group of former President Donald Trump’s allies indicted last month in Arizona alongside the 11 individuals who acted as fake GOP electors from the state in the last presidential election.
According to two sources familiar with Giuliani’s movements, the former mayor has been traveling back and forth between Palm Beach and New York City where he has been alternating between working on a planned appeal of the $148 million defamation judgment against him, which a district judge denied Tuesday, and the sale of his $5.7 million New York City apartment, where prosecutors have tried for weeks to serve him.
According to Taylor, two agents for the attorney general’s office traveled to New York City with plans to hand-deliver the notice to Giuliani the day after the state-level grand jury handed up its indictment.
The agents believed Giuliani was likely in his New York City apartment because he had recently video streamed from there – which they determined by matching the setting of the feed with pictures of the interior of the residence from an old real estate listing.
But upon arriving at the building, a person at the front desk told the agents they were not allowed to accept service of the documents, according to Taylor, who added that the individual did not dispute Giuliani lived there.
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they should put Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case
Maybe he's fled the country
did they try his cousin's house?
He’s in Robert Kennedy’s brain.
huh....
Wonder why.
Leave no stone unturned.
oopsie
I wonder if they would have had such a hard time finding him if he was a liberal and/or a POC, etc....
Can't be sued/charged if they can't serve you papers.
Taps temple
Smears hair dye on temple
He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
I thought he would head for the Ritt Scarlton Lawn Service
Fucking Borat can find Rudy and posture him with an apparent underage girl but our own state government can't? Someone fucking call Sasha.
*pester? Pose?
thank you, a cock work orange. What insightful details you have provided us.
I aim to please.
im not sure that's what clockworkorange would say, but i'm sure the L makes all of the difference, especially since you took it.
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.
yeah, it sure does.
Then try harder. If the receptionist at his building is enough to stop them then they're shit at their jobs.
They should just reach out to him on Cameo and offer him $100 to read a sentence acknowledging receipt of the notice, it’s a flawless plan.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/rudy-giuliani-lawyer-lawsuit
Somebody call the Biden administration and get this man a job there.
Uht oh.
I wonder if Rudy ended up....well, taking matters into his own hands.
That being said, if you are feeling suicidal call 988 to get help.
C'mon Rudy. Call the number.
We all want you to live to experience the consequences of your actions. Plus you are probably guilty of more shit and I'm sure you'll fucking sing as a co-defendant.
lol, conservatives experiencing consequences for their actions. Wouldn't that be the day.
I really don't. Turning up dead is just fine with me.
He’s gotten many extremely wealthy people out of trouble in his lifetime. I’m sure someone has a summer home in a non-extradition nation he can use. Maybe one of Sackler’s children. They owe him big.
In the us, crisis hotline can be texted at 741741, 988 for a phone call
We would only be so lucky
Maybe he had some dirt on Boeing.
Can’t or won’t find him? This is the state of Joe Arpaio after all
Did they check the dumpsters behind his condo? That’s where he takes all his meals.
only when the opossums, raccoons, and rats don’t chase him away for bringing down the neighborhood
That's just because they're from McDonald's Trash Service
He is probably hiding in the dumpster behind the Four Seasons...lawn care service.
Is that near the dildo store?
Fortunately, there's good news: https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/
I was hoping they would send a bounty hunter myself.
Check the sewers, he's almost at full Danny Devito's The Penguin.
Have they checked Moscow?
Uh, just hire Borat to do it. He knows what works.
Call a welfare check on him, he might be dead.
Don't they have OTB in AZ?
Off-track betting?
Ya
Under-rated comment! Thanks for the lol
Dumb af if he's still in US. Or US extradition.
Service can be alternative, so if they use mail, Twitter, etc. They can just do it that way with court order.
Please be in a closet with a belt?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Arizona prosecutors have tried for weeks – and so far failed – to serve Rudy Giuliani with notice of his indictment related to an alleged scheme to overturn the 2020 election results in that state.
Giuliani is among a group of former President Donald Trump’s allies indicted last month in Arizona alongside the 11 individuals who acted as fake GOP electors from the state in the last presidential election.
According to two sources familiar with Giuliani’s movements, the former mayor has been traveling back and forth between Palm Beach and New York City where he has been alternating between working on a planned appeal of the $148 million defamation judgment against him, which a district judge denied Tuesday, and the sale of his $5.7 million New York City apartment, where prosecutors have tried for weeks to serve him.
According to Taylor, two agents for the attorney general’s office traveled to New York City with plans to hand-deliver the notice to Giuliani the day after the state-level grand jury handed up its indictment.
The agents believed Giuliani was likely in his New York City apartment because he had recently video streamed from there – which they determined by matching the setting of the feed with pictures of the interior of the residence from an old real estate listing.
But upon arriving at the building, a person at the front desk told the agents they were not allowed to accept service of the documents, according to Taylor, who added that the individual did not dispute Giuliani lived there.
The original article contains 514 words, the summary contains 256 words. Saved 50%. I'm a bot and I'm open source!
they should put Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case
Maybe he's fled the country
did they try his cousin's house?
He’s in Robert Kennedy’s brain.
huh....
Wonder why.
Leave no stone unturned.
oopsie
I wonder if they would have had such a hard time finding him if he was a liberal and/or a POC, etc....