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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 420 points –
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You can't 100% complete it.

The AI is stupid af.

NPCs tend to stand in your way.

Most NPCs have terrible design.

Somebody broke the weather mechanics.

Worst. quests. ever.

The grind is meaningless and unrewarding.

If I kill something I'm the bad guy.

No respawn.

Also bugs. Literally.

My character creation got a bit flipped fucking up my character model and there's no in game option to reset, you have to use mods instead, takes tons of time.

Poor design.

Because the quests are boring. "Deliver this pizza" okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn't even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??

I don't have the stats to survive a conversation let alone outside.

VIT - 1

INT - 0

STR - 0

DEX - 10

CON - 1

CHA - 0

Because Outside is multiplayer only. Still waiting on the update for solo play.

We call that marooned mode, you need the Southern Pacific Expansion and probably the Boating DLC.

fuck you I'm horny now

I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?

Link from the Legend of Zelda series, hairstyle indicates it is Tears of the Kingdom.

I did a bit of looking, it's from coffeetears on Newgrounds/Twitter. You can see part of their watermark near the leg.

Cause when I enter random people's houses I get shot and imprisoned and charged with trespassing.

The pay to win mechanics of going outside are bullshit, the pvp balance is fucked, and the exhaustion mechanics are a nightmare.

Because the LUCK stat is ridiculously overpowered and decides virtually everything, and it's decided by RNG at birth! Who the fuck thought that was good game design?

The graphics, art direction, and animations are the best I've ever seen though, I must admit... yet people with the BLIND permanent debuff can't ever see it, or do so at a much lower quality, which is so fucking dumb.

Also, wher sauce?

Outside burns and stinks all the time!

Still waiting for that one bug to be fixed where they always catch me when I try stealing stuff in supermarkets, no matter if they look the other way or not.

Because when I shoot people with my crossbow, the cops chase me.

And there's no dragons or snowbears.

Because they aren't open enough... and leveling up is super hard sometimes.

The whole progression is fucked. As you get close to the end game your character gets WEAKER, not stronger.

Sometimes you replay all the cutscenes in the end game and newer players sometimes need to keep you online.

For the same reason that most video games don't have you playing as the random NPC who has one line about how great the festival is and another line about how awful it is that the monsters destroyed the festival and doesn't do anything else for the rest of the game.

I filed a bug about the crappy tutorial for new players...got closed as "will not fix," so I uninstalled. ;-P