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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 576 points – 2 months ago

Mods remove this, it's clearly a pisspost

Did a dog write this post ?

I think The Quartering did

Lol. Haven't heard that name in a while.

You aren't missing much.

All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you're 30 meter

Correction: she's 35 Farads.

That's a lot of capacitance. That's a terrifying amount of capacitance.

Are you capacitance-shaming her?

Constantly.

Thank god for the TLDR, that's way too long of a post

This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.

Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.

Holy shit

The Halfening

How did this become public knowledge?

By his own admission after getting very drunk.

I'm detecting a pattern

Erm... I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh..... here we are.

Upvoted from -1 😂

Reddit posts can't go below 0

That is pretty silly

Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn't allow that

On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.

~it’s~ ~only~ ~a~ ~model~

'Tis a spezzy place.

and remember kids, the best way to prevent getting spez on your shoes is to just not hang out with jailbait promoting fuckchuds

Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record

Posts stop at 0, comments don't have a floor last I checked.

They don't have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma

Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you

Plot twist, OP is a dog.

Dog's old as fuck

That's why he couldn't hold it in.

30 in dog years obviously.

First ten comments are people posting

You should divorce her

She's not getting pizza, she's cheating on you

and links to the Men's Rights channel

Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.

"My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I'm asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me."

They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza

You forgot "She should leave you"

NTA Dump her immediatly

I don't know if it's good or bad that I know the joke here.

I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?

Smh