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euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 436 points –
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Bra cups are relative to band size. For reference, a 36C is roughly the same volume as a 32E. These are call sister sizes.

I'm tired of guys saying 'uwu G-cups' without any context. A 30G is the same as a 42B. Start asking what their band size is ffs. It's like saying 'she weighs 120’. 120 what? Bags of flour?

120 what? Bags of flour?

I would not be surprised if some people somewhere used that as a unit. We've seen weirder.

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I will require further pictures of the g cup wearer to verify the veracity of this story

What's a gcup?

A G-cup is what you drink your juice out of while you don't try to be a menace in the hood.

It's South-Central you're not supposed to be a menace in. You can be a menace in the hood all you like.

Love the film, but don't remember the reference. Maybe time to rewatch.

The license text states that the software is free to use, modify, redistribute and resell provided that the licensee has dem big tiddies.

Everyone is commenting on this as as normal even though this is a Homestuck costume

It's been a while since I read the comic but since neither are wearing horns or have grey skin, it's either a bad troll cosplay or very likely a kid. I feel like I'd notice say mspaint or postman.

Ok so there are 8 kids possible. Do any of them wear red? I want to say Jane might sometimes? But no props make it obvious. The guy on the right might be wearing the dirk/Dave glasses but I remember those glasses being angular.

How did you come to the conclusion this is a cosplay? It has so few props to make it clear which character is which.

The colors are inverted, but there's a good chance this is meant to be Her Imperilous Condescension. The thing to note is the magenta/black motif with the pisces symbol across the chest.

I guess ... Imo it's really hard to identify as a cosplay without looking more like the character than a single item of clothing. And it's definitely not a classic HS cosplay where they used to do grey paint.

Looks vaguely like the Condesce's clothes I guess. Fuchsia+black and a β™“οΈŽ shape.

::: spoiler image :::

So what was the intention of creating the shop? Getting a boyfriend?

Getting a girlfriend, the buyer is the g-cup owner.

I'm the owner of the clothes for fat ugly bitches store and now I'm married to OPs mom!

I'm just goofing, no offense to anyone.

People can't handle momma jokes here?

I don't think it's the yo mama part they're downvoting. It's the part about fat ugly bitches.

I'm downvoting becauseits just an incredibly shite joke

Agreed. Less is more. Fat momma joke = fine Ugly momma joke = fine Bitch mom joke = fine

All 3... nah.

How about we try a palate cleanser here: Yo momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

Yo mama so fat her highschool picture was a satellite image.

Your momma's so fat your dad didn't get off when they procreated, not because she's ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.

I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it's a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.

It’s also just a shit joke with shit delivery. Reddit-level stuff.