These body standards are out of hand𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 654 points – 7 months ago31Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld"My arms are too long.""I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwwwHow many knees?1 more...That's Lindsay Lohands.Also known as Handsy LindsayShe’s returned to monke.You've heard of daddy long legs, now get ready for mommy long arms!IKEA is now closed. Please leave the store.https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008Imagine not having to bend your knees to tie your shoelaces.My arms are too long.For people with long armsSlender woman. Slander mans hot ex wife. LMAOThey're really getting out of reach.Oh, I'd say it's hARMless.Hand looks ok, arms however...Les bras m'en tombent. If only this pun was translatable into EnglishI have varicose veins on my legs and I'd love to have arms like that because they itch a lot.Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for daysShe had legs up to here, and arms down to there!That’s how you win an arms race.Return to monkeFeels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me...My son playing gorilla tag.At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetryIt's on like Donkey KongGirls touch their shins all the time."For the Slenderperson in your life."AI-generated mannequin
"My arms are too long.""I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwwwHow many knees?1 more...
"I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwwwHow many knees?
Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for daysShe had legs up to here, and arms down to there!
"My arms are too long."
"I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."
Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww
How many knees?
That's Lindsay Lohands.
Also known as Handsy Lindsay
She’s returned to monke.
You've heard of daddy long legs, now get ready for mommy long arms!
IKEA is now closed. Please leave the store.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
Imagine not having to bend your knees to tie your shoelaces.
My arms are too long.
For people with long arms
Slender woman. Slander mans hot ex wife.
LMAO
They're really getting out of reach.
Oh, I'd say it's hARMless.
Hand looks ok, arms however...
Les bras m'en tombent.
If only this pun was translatable into English
I have varicose veins on my legs and I'd love to have arms like that because they itch a lot.
Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days
She had legs up to here, and arms down to there!
That’s how you win an arms race.
Return to monke
Feels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me...
My son playing gorilla tag.
At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetry
It's on like Donkey Kong
Girls touch their shins all the time.
"For the Slenderperson in your life."
AI-generated mannequin