Wait until they get to pineapples...

WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 940 points –
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Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.

Best party ever!

Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!

I've definitely tried the latter two, but I'm not so sure about the first ones 😂

I personally prefer to eat, drink, and dance before I, ahem, dance

Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody's called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.

Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.

lol what? It's a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.

Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.

I'd suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don't want to have to come back and explain that I'm not accusing anybody of stealing.

And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it's not happening.

It's amazing what toxic assholes say to try to "prove" that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.

I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.

Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!

Mom, just can't wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends

And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting