Um. I choose cow.

Naja Kaouthia@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 531 points –
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Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

No one said you could keep the milk

It ain't much, but it's honest work

So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

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At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.

...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering