Here ya go. Less safe than monitored by a doctor but listen it’s your body you should have the right to alter it as you wish even if doctors disagree, though you bear all risks of whether or not that’s a good decision.
We have estrogen at home.
Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?
If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.
I'm no expert - not being in possession of breasts (or Hotwheels cars) - but I imagine the angle is a bit tricky with ones own breasts. It'd be hard to get the same kind of view one would get on someone else's, you're kinda locked to one viewpoint
That's what mirrors are for. Though I agree, it might be a bit tricky.
(Definitely haven't just mimicked it to see if it would work...)
If I don't get to take my monster trucks up Booby Mountain, you don't get to make Jingle Balls.
Some girls will say boobs are just lumps of fat and there is nothing special about them.
I say boobs are great because you can play on them, rest your head on them, store things between them, kiss them, squeeze them, and babies can even feed from them.
Boobs are great multipurpose fleshy utilities. Sometimes your gf can't get anything done because you're making use of her boobies in some capacity. So she just sits there like 😑
Not worth the high cancer rate.
If cancer is the reason we can't have nice things then the answer is clear.
Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend.
For all of my many, many poor decisions in relationships over the years, this would not have been a problem with any of the women I dated. They would've all had a good laugh about it.
all one of them? that's awesome man!
Straight people problems
Lesbian erasure
Not really I can use my own breasts or we can take turns.
Yup, that's what I meant. I am not gatekeeping "playing" with model cars to men.
You can drive them across my chest and penis 👉👈
But can I tech deck?
keeps whiffing the technique and cursing
I'm a little late to this post but if I remember correctly, and for anyone who needs something to research, Tommy Chong drives hot wheels cars across women's breasts at the end of a good bad movie named Evil Bong (2006).
My girl has long nipples.
I did this once and they got wrapped around an axle twice.
I would let you, but please warm them up first.
No need to, they already have hot wheels
This is awful, I hate it
The boobs or the car?
Then what's the point of having hot wheels cars at all? That's what they're for!
Ah, so she's more of an animal crackers girl. Where's my Aerosmith tapes.
Nice reference!
If anyone wants to contribute towards me growing some breasts of my own I promise to let you drive Hotwheels on them 👉👈
https://crimethinc.com/2022/12/15/producing-transdermal-estrogen-a-do-it-yourself-guide
Here ya go. Less safe than monitored by a doctor but listen it’s your body you should have the right to alter it as you wish even if doctors disagree, though you bear all risks of whether or not that’s a good decision.
We have estrogen at home.
Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?
If it has to be someone else's, your solution sounds reasonable.
I'm no expert - not being in possession of breasts (or Hotwheels cars) - but I imagine the angle is a bit tricky with ones own breasts. It'd be hard to get the same kind of view one would get on someone else's, you're kinda locked to one viewpoint
That's what mirrors are for. Though I agree, it might be a bit tricky. (Definitely haven't just mimicked it to see if it would work...)
Might be a new niche for an onlyfans account.
So long as you remember that cuts both ways.
If I don't get to take my monster trucks up Booby Mountain, you don't get to make Jingle Balls.
Some girls will say boobs are just lumps of fat and there is nothing special about them.
I say boobs are great because you can play on them, rest your head on them, store things between them, kiss them, squeeze them, and babies can even feed from them.
Boobs are great multipurpose fleshy utilities. Sometimes your gf can't get anything done because you're making use of her boobies in some capacity. So she just sits there like 😑
Not worth the high cancer rate.
If cancer is the reason we can't have nice things then the answer is clear.
Well, I know what I'm doing this weekend.
For all of my many, many poor decisions in relationships over the years, this would not have been a problem with any of the women I dated. They would've all had a good laugh about it.
all one of them? that's awesome man!
Straight people problems
Lesbian erasure
Not really I can use my own breasts or we can take turns.
Yup, that's what I meant. I am not gatekeeping "playing" with model cars to men.
You can drive them across my chest and penis 👉👈
But can I tech deck?
keeps whiffing the technique and cursing
I'm a little late to this post but if I remember correctly, and for anyone who needs something to research, Tommy Chong drives hot wheels cars across women's breasts at the end of a good bad movie named Evil Bong (2006).
My girl has long nipples.
I did this once and they got wrapped around an axle twice.
new sensation unlocked.