I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it
I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup
I like my cow syrup airy
No reason you couldn't have a cylinder of airy cow syrup on the side.
I nut on mine
Who the fuck puts solidified jizz on their pancakes???!
Look at this weirdo who don't put solid jizz on their pancakes
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.
Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.
I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.
(soap)
Cow juice or cow squeezings?
If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from...
😷
Negative zone it is
I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.
Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you've established they're not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.
I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they're clearly the killer.
What if they were compact discs?
The obvious answer is to use the wheat discs like ninja stars, then capture them flying on tape so you can claim it is an alien UFO and become rich.
The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives
Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup
Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup
I just checked the bottle in my fridge and the only ingredient is "Pure maple syrup".
The problem is that a lot of people will just snatch up a $3 bottle of Aunt Jemima—or whatever the hell they call it now—and call it a day. But if you're not a cheapass, chances are that the maple syrup in your fridge is real (if you paid $10 or more for that bottle then it's definitely real).
Like the other person said, it's illegal in the US to label corn syrup as maple syrup. So they'll usually call it "pancake syrup" or some sus bullshit like that. Pretty easy to spot the difference unless you're just not paying attention.
I think the distinction is maple syrup vs maple flavour syrup. Maybe some places are allowed to sell one as the other, but I've never seen it in the UK.
Even cheap Aldi maple syrup is still actual maple syrup.
It can't be labeled Maple Syrup in the US unless it's genuine. They get around this with terms like breakfast syrup and pancake syrup
cough syrup on pancakes sounds amazing
Only if you are sick (literally and mentally)
Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!
Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s
For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!
Make their respective national legislative power make a commission to investigate this waiter's crimes against me... cough, aghem, humanity, then a second commission of truth and reconciliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.
So may world be at pease again.
Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).
may i join him in the negative zone
Peanuts butter!!!
You spell Yumm wrong. Silly
Pancakes with Vegemite and too much butter is something Americans should try.
How much butter is too much?
Put on a reasonable amount then add more. Basically you want to look at it and feel a little guilty you just put that much butter on something.
When you put it on pancakes with real butter you get the sweetness from the pancakes, the decadent fatty richness from the borderline excessive butter, the heavy umami and salt from the vegemite... its great.
I like that you can get decadent fatty richness, as I'm a decadent rich fatty and this makes me feel I can pretend it's something I caught, not a series of bad life choices.
why is this so amazing
Because Hugh Neutron is the man
I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it
I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup
I like my cow syrup airy
No reason you couldn't have a cylinder of airy cow syrup on the side.
I nut on mine
Who the fuck puts solidified jizz on their pancakes???!
Look at this weirdo who don't put solid jizz on their pancakes
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.
Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.
I only cover mine with the solidified fats of cow juice.
(soap)
Cow juice or cow squeezings?
If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from...
😷
Negative zone it is
I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.
Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you've established they're not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.
I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they're clearly the killer.
What if they were compact discs?
The obvious answer is to use the wheat discs like ninja stars, then capture them flying on tape so you can claim it is an alien UFO and become rich.
The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives
Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup
Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup
I just checked the bottle in my fridge and the only ingredient is "Pure maple syrup".
The problem is that a lot of people will just snatch up a $3 bottle of Aunt Jemima—or whatever the hell they call it now—and call it a day. But if you're not a cheapass, chances are that the maple syrup in your fridge is real (if you paid $10 or more for that bottle then it's definitely real).
Like the other person said, it's illegal in the US to label corn syrup as maple syrup. So they'll usually call it "pancake syrup" or some sus bullshit like that. Pretty easy to spot the difference unless you're just not paying attention.
I think the distinction is maple syrup vs maple flavour syrup. Maybe some places are allowed to sell one as the other, but I've never seen it in the UK.
Even cheap Aldi maple syrup is still actual maple syrup.
It can't be labeled Maple Syrup in the US unless it's genuine. They get around this with terms like breakfast syrup and pancake syrup
cough syrup on pancakes sounds amazing
Only if you are sick (literally and mentally)
Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!
Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s
For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!
Make their respective national legislative power make a commission to investigate this waiter's crimes against me... cough, aghem, humanity, then a second commission of truth and reconciliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.
So may world be at pease again.
Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).
may i join him in the negative zone
Peanuts butter!!!
You spell Yumm wrong. Silly
Pancakes with Vegemite and too much butter is something Americans should try.
How much butter is too much?
Put on a reasonable amount then add more. Basically you want to look at it and feel a little guilty you just put that much butter on something.
When you put it on pancakes with real butter you get the sweetness from the pancakes, the decadent fatty richness from the borderline excessive butter, the heavy umami and salt from the vegemite... its great.
I like that you can get decadent fatty richness, as I'm a decadent rich fatty and this makes me feel I can pretend it's something I caught, not a series of bad life choices.
Roll for hunger.